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Welcome to The Restaurant at the End of the Universe! Where you can meet a multitude of species, living or dead!
Company Slogan: "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Fun Facts:
* The Restaurant is actually called Milliways.
* Milliways is built on the fragmented remains of an eventually ruined planet which is enclosed in a vast time bubble and projected forward in time to the precise moment of the End of the Universe. (Many would say this is impossible.)
* Inside, guests take their places at tables and eat sumptuous meals while watching the whole of creation explode around them. (Many would say this is equally impossible.)
* You can arrive for any sitting you like without prior reservation because you can book retrospectively, as it were, when you return to your own time. (Many would insist this is absolutely impossible.)
* At the Restaurant you can meet and dine with a fascinating cross-section of the entire population of space and time. (This, it can be explained patiently, is also impossible.)
* You can visit it as many times as you like and be sure of never meeting yourself, because of the embarrassment this usually causes. (According to the doubters, this is patently impossible, even if the rest were true, which it is not.)
* All you have to do is deposit one penny in a savings account in your own era, and when you arrive at the End of Time the operation of compound interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for. (Many claim that this is not merely impossible, but clearly insane.)
* The wine list is so big it comes in at least three volumes
* The bar at Milliways is eighty foot long, topped with marble and fronted with the skins from twenty thousand Anterean Mozaic Lizards.
* It is not unusual for customers to be a little disorientated by the time journey
Information:
- You can roleplay as ANY Original Characters or Fan Characters (i.e. Fantrolls) here, provided that they a safe for work.
- NO GOD MODING
- Fighting is allowed, but it is preferred if you wouldn't interrupt one of our valued customer's meals
- All forum rules still apply
- Have fun
On your first post with a character please fill out this form:
Name:
Gender:
Species:
Age:
Fandom (For fan characters only):
Personality:
Other:
Company Slogan: "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe Fun Facts:
* The Restaurant is actually called Milliways.
* Milliways is built on the fragmented remains of an eventually ruined planet which is enclosed in a vast time bubble and projected forward in time to the precise moment of the End of the Universe. (Many would say this is impossible.)
* Inside, guests take their places at tables and eat sumptuous meals while watching the whole of creation explode around them. (Many would say this is equally impossible.)
* You can arrive for any sitting you like without prior reservation because you can book retrospectively, as it were, when you return to your own time. (Many would insist this is absolutely impossible.)
* At the Restaurant you can meet and dine with a fascinating cross-section of the entire population of space and time. (This, it can be explained patiently, is also impossible.)
* You can visit it as many times as you like and be sure of never meeting yourself, because of the embarrassment this usually causes. (According to the doubters, this is patently impossible, even if the rest were true, which it is not.)
* All you have to do is deposit one penny in a savings account in your own era, and when you arrive at the End of Time the operation of compound interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for. (Many claim that this is not merely impossible, but clearly insane.)
* The wine list is so big it comes in at least three volumes
* The bar at Milliways is eighty foot long, topped with marble and fronted with the skins from twenty thousand Anterean Mozaic Lizards.
* It is not unusual for customers to be a little disorientated by the time journey
Information:
- You can roleplay as ANY Original Characters or Fan Characters (i.e. Fantrolls) here, provided that they a safe for work.
- NO GOD MODING
- Fighting is allowed, but it is preferred if you wouldn't interrupt one of our valued customer's meals
- All forum rules still apply
- Have fun
On your first post with a character please fill out this form:
Name:
Gender:
Species:
Age:
Fandom (For fan characters only):
Personality:
Other:
