Favorable Quotes

I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz

Nice lol

Never judge a book by its movie.
J. W. Eagan

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

"The Past may not be your fault, but the Future is your responsibility alone"
- Gene Cruz

"The difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad"
- Salvador Dali

"-- sandStriker [SS] began pestering sageBerry [SB] at 01:09 --
[01:09] SS: posted
-- sandStriker [SS] changed their mood to SMOOTH  --
-- sandStriker [SS] changed their mood to PRANKY  --
-- sandStriker [SS] changed their mood to SMOOTH  --
-- sandStriker [SS] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT  --
-- sandStriker [SS] changed their mood to PRANKY  --
-- sandStriker [SS] changed their mood to SMOOTH  --
[01:09] SB: pfft
-- sageBerry [SB] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --
[01:10] SB: much better!
[01:10] SS: Smooth as peanut butter
[01:10] SB: the smooth kind!
[01:10] SS: yes
[01:10] SS: anytime i think that i could be dave
[01:11] SS: in an rp
[01:11] SS: i just realize what dave types
[01:11] SS: then go "nvm"
[01:11] SB: post toast
[01:11] SB: LOL
[01:11] SS: I might go as john one day in dragon con\
[01:11] SB: like, if you can pick up what i;m putting down
[01:11] SB: like drop it
[01:12] SB: crows be a going
[01:12] SB: games be a rollin
[01:12] SB: yo i see the lights be a showin
[01:12] SB: my sick beats they rollz!
[01:13] SB: cuz i ain't bothered by em trollz!
[01:13] SS: Godzilla is really interesting,
[01:13] SS: Like
[01:13] SB: so i puton the showz!
[01:13] SS: it's not great
[01:13] SB: like bro
[01:13] SS: but it's not bad
[01:13] SB: my rhymes are in motion
[01:13] SS: posted
[01:14] SS: ....
[01:14] SS: INTERESTING
[01:14] SB: like a mage of mind;s notion
[01:14] SB: dog
[01:14] SB: yo
[01:14] SB: smooth
[01:14] SB: ick beats
[01:14] SB: cool bro
[01:14] SS: ,,,,, dAVE? iS THAT YOU?
[01:14] SB: rainbow butts
[01:14] SB:
[01:15] SS: dAVE,,,, i'M CONFUSED BY THE COLORS,,,,,
[01:15] SS: sTOP dAVE,
[01:15] SB: smooth
[01:15] SB: the colors throwing off my groove
[01:15] SB: luckily i got my mouse to move
[01:16] SB: my cursor
[01:16] SB: the worser
[01:16] SB: the better
[01:16] SB: knit a sweater
[01:16] SB: but not for your laptop cuz that's dumb
[01:16] SS: ....
[01:16] SS: Genius
[01:16] SB: I typed those words with the help of my thumb
[01:16] SB: number one
[01:16] SB: smooth
[01:16] SB: got back my groove
[01:17] SB: with the help of my bro
[01:17] SB: on the rooftop he show
[01:17] SB: whith a carl killing blow
[01:17] SB: *cal
[01:18] SB: smooth
[01:18] SB: key's throwing off my groove
[01:18] SS: Not very smooth....
[01:18] SB: the letters be trippin
[01:18] SB: my words the be clipping
[01:18] SB: wrong consonants
[01:18] SS: Tripping on wh/o\t?
[01:18] SB: wrong consulates
[01:18] SB: the jury is meeting
[01:19] SB: BUT MY RHYMES KEEP A BEATIN
[01:19] SB: OOOOOH
[01:19] SB: vowel
[01:19] SS: You know wh/o\t's weird?
[01:19] SB: time to throw in the towel
[01:19] SS: 100d
[01:19] SB:
[01:19] SS: how 100d
[01:19] SB: wut
[01:19] SB: my rhymes rock ok?
[01:19] SB: they're sick
[01:20] SS: Rolepl/o\y ch/o\r/o\cters don't use the restroom.
[01:20] SB: ahem
[01:20] SB: lol
[01:20] SS: Posted
[01:20] SS: back
[01:20] SB:
[01:20] SB: you have to admit
[01:20] SS: https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqsjtk13Z1qc3wjlo1_500.jpg
[01:20] SB: my rhymes ain't bad
[01:21] SS: the ol' razzle dazzle
[01:21] SS: You might say that they were rad
[01:21] SS: 
[01:21] SB: :DDDDDD"

~pesterchum Sage and Striker

There is very little difference between one man and another, but what little difference there is, is very important.
-William James

We learn neither by thinking nor by doing, but by thinking about what we are doing.
-George D. Stoddard

Wisdom is knowimg when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.
-Evangel

Vision sees through a problem; grit sees it through.
-W. W. Steele

It is a healthy symptom when a man is dissatisfied without being discouraged.
-R. L. Smith

No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see what kind of ground they'll hit next.
-Ernest Haycox

Money won't buy happiness, but neither will happiness buy groceries.
-Anonymous

The wise man may not need advice, but he still listens to it. That is why he has become a wise man.
-Persian Proverb

We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
-Calvin Coolidge

I cannot hold on; I will not let go.
-Breaking Benjamin

The cute and poke-able one:
-Grant Ennis

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
-Robert Frost

Sometimes it is only a change of veiwpoint that is needed to convert a seemingly tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity.
-Alberta Flanders

Cooperation is not a sentiment-it is an economic necessity.
-Charles Steinmetz

It is not only for what we do, but also what we do not do, for which we are accountable.
-Jean Baptiste Moliere

I never do anything worth doing by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work.
-Thomas A. Edison

"Don't fall off a cliff."
~Alec

One of my personal favorites.